A panda walks into a bar, orders a sandwich, eats it, shoots the bartender, and leaves.
As he gets outside, someone on the sidewalk asks why he would do such a horrible thing. The panda replies, "Look up panda in the dictionary. It says eats chutes and leaves."
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