A panda enters a restaurant. The panda orders nachos. The panda eats the nachos, shoots the waiter (with a gun), and leaves. Another waitress that witnessed this shooting asked the boss, "Why did the panda shoot the waiter?" The boss replied, "I don't know, why don't you look it up?" And that is what the waiter decided to do. The waitress searched up panda. The definition entry read out "Eats shoots and leaves."
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