So on my last trip to Egypt I was wandering around the desert when I came across a man with his camels.
He was atop a stool underneath the camels with what appeared to be two bricks in his hands.
As I was watching, the man took the two bricks and brought them smashing together, crushing the camels nuts. I'm assuming to castrate the animal.
I ran over and shouted
"Holy shit doesn't that hurt?!" He turned to me and laughed. "No, I move my thumbs."
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