A older woman decides to look for love

So she decides to use a dating service on the internet. In her requirements she listed the following three things:

1) Must not be abusive
2) Must be loyal
3) Must have a long penis

The woman began getting responses and was not happy with any of them. Nothing but sleazy men responded. She was ready to give up until she heard the doorbell ring, she answered the door and there was a man on the doormat, with no arms and no legs. The woman was getting ready to slam the door in his face but decided to ask why would you think you are the right man for me.

The man said, you see I have no arms so I will not hit you, and I have no legs so I will never leave you. The woman said what about my third requirement?

“Well how do you think I rang the doorbell”