An old married couple are in their room. The man is on the bed while the woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror. She says "My boobs are sagging, my legs are flabby, my hairs' falling out, varicose veins ugh. I need a compliment." as she looks at her husband. "Well, you've got great eyesight." That's when the fight started.
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