A nurse walks into a store. She's picking up groceries after a long shift at the hospital. When she gets to the counter she takes out her cheque book and a rectal thermometer. The cashier looks at her confused and says "lady why do you gotta rectal thermometer?" "Oh shit," exclaimed the lady "some assholes got my pen."
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