A nun was about to take a bath. She undressed and just as she dipped her holy toe in the water she hears a faint knock on the front door. "Who is it?" she calls. "It's the blind man from down the road!" Shuffling around, unable to find her towel, the nun races to the door and decides it would be okay to open the door. As she opens the door she is greeted with a bright smile. "Good morning sister. Lovely pair of tits you have. Now where do you want these blinds?"
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