A nun walks into a liquor store one day and asks the clerk for his finest bottle of blackberry brandy.
The man behind the counter is surprised and hesitates to sell the bottle to the nun. She assures him, "This is strictly for medicinal purposes!"
He figures he could trust her and sells her a bottle. A little while later, around lunchtime, he leaves his shift for an hour and heads down the street towards a local cafe to get a bite.
On the way, he sees that same nun in a nearby alley laying in a drunken stupor, clutching that same bottle of brandy that he'd sold her.
The clerk is nearly speechless, but he gathers his wits to shout, "Sister, I'm both shocked and appalled! I never believed that you would lie to me!"
The nun, hiccuping and stammering, manages to blurt out her response, "I told you, this was strictly for medicinal purposes... when the Mother Superior sees me like this she's going to shit!"
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