A nun walks into a bar and asks the barman to use the restroom. The bar is very noisy and crowded with music playing and every time the light shuts off for a few seconds, the patrons applaud. When the patrons finally see the nun, the entire bar falls silent.
"Sure, you may use our facility" says the barman, "but I must warn you that there is a statue of a naked man whose private parts are covered with a fig leaf"
"In that case, I'll look the other way" says the nun and goes into the restroom. Seconds later, all the lights in the bar shut off for a few seconds and then turn back on. When the nun comes out, there is a big round of applause. With a confused expression on her face, the nun walks over to the barman and asks,
"Sir, I don't understand, are these people clapping just because I used your restroom?"
"No, but they now know that you're just like everyone else at this bar. Would you like a drink?"
"No thanks," says the nun "I still don't understand what that supposed to mean"
"You see, every time someone lifts the statue's fig leaf, all the lights in the bar go out."
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