A nun is walking down the street. As she passes a dark alley a man grabs her, pulls her into the alley, rips off her clothes, and ravages her in the most obscene manner possible.
As the man is zipping up the nun wails, "Oh No! How am I going to tell Mother Superior I have been sexually violated twice!"
The man says, "What do you mean? I only did it once."
The nun leans back and says, "Yeah, but you're going to do it again, aren't you?"
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