the only other people besides her in the bus were the bus driver and a hippy sitting in the back. The nun sat down a few rows in front of the hippy.
When the bus was nearing her stop, she heard the hippy yell from the back: "Please have sex with me!" She looked back at the hippy, disgusted, and declined. She got off at her stop.
After the bus door closed, the bus driver said, "I know a way that you can have sex with the nun. She goes to the cemetery every night at 9. Go there tonight, dressed as a ghost, and convince her to have sex with you or threaten to haunt her eternally."
The hippy appreciated the bus driver's advice and headed to the cemetery that night, dressed as a ghost. He spotted the nun and yelled, "Hey! Have sex with me or I will haunt you forever!"
The nun complied with the hippy's request, on one condition: "I'm a nun, I must hold onto my virginity. I will have sex with you, but it must be anal."
So, the ghost and the nun proceeded to have anal sex. After they were done, the ghost revealed himself. "Joke's on you!" He said. "I'm the hippy!"
The nun turned around, smiling. "Jokes on you. I'm the bus driver."
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