The store clerk asks what would she like, and she replies
"A bottle of vodka please."
Well, the clerk is a bit confused about a nun buying alcohol, so he notes
"I thought nuns can't drink."
"Oh, that is for your abbess, it helps her when she has constipation."
Fair enough, he thinks, sells her the vodka and goes home. On his way home, he sees the nun, totally hammered, laying on a bench with almost empty vodka bottle in hand.
"You told me it was a laxative for your abess." said the now bit angry clerk.
"Yeah, I know right? She will shit herself when she sees me!"
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