A nun in the monastery woodshop builds a chair with a hole in the seat. Upon pressing a button on the arm of the chair, a dowel raises from the hole and pokes the occupant. Several days pass, and word of the nun's chair spreads to the rest of the women in the monastery. Every woman takes a turn, pushes the button, and hops off. Finally the nun superior gets wind of the chair, and decides to see it for herself. The nun superior is an ancient woman who was devoted her entire life to the church from birth.
The nun superior sits on the chair, presses the button, and for a moment, nothing happens. Suddenly, she presses the button furiously, screaming wildly.
"This fucking button doesn't do anything."
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