A non english speaker gets frostbitten all over his body, by ordering skin product online. How?

Blonde Bar

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool....

How much wood can...

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of...

A film crew was...

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up...

Children's Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child...

Last night my...

I would prefer not to.

How do you keep a...

Put "flip" on both sides of a piece of paper

Last night, after...

When I walked past a convenient store I thought of going in to buy...

If John Lennon...

It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh...

Men are like...

Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Area 51

Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised...