A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, Judge, we want a divorce. The judge says, You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long? The couple say in unison, Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
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