'Is God male or female?' After thinking for a moment, the mother responds, 'Well, God is both male and female.'
This confuses the lad, so he asks, 'Is god black or white?'
'Well', she says, 'God is both black and white.'
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, 'Is God gay or straight?' Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to stay consistent, the mother answers, 'Honey, God is both gay and straight.'
At this the little boy's face lights up with understanding, and he triumphantly asks, 'Is Michael Jackson God?'
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