So he decides to travel to countryside. On the way he sees a guy walking with two goats down the road. He decides to interview him. This is how the interview goes.
Reporter- what do you feed the goats?
Guy- which one, the black one or the white one?
Reporter- the black one.
Guy- grass normally!
Reporter- and the white one?
Guy- grass nomally!
Reported- how often do you bathe the goats?
Guy- which one, the black one or the white one?
Reporter- umm, the black one?
Guy- weekly.
Reporter- and the white one?
Guy- weekly.
Reporter- when you treat both of them the same why do you keep asking "which one"?
Guy- because the black one is mine!
Reporter- and the white one?
Guy- that is mine too!
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