The bride quickly slipped into the bathroom to get a shower and "get ready." The groom, assuming she'd be a while, decided to go down to the hotel lounge for a shot of courage. After a little while, a man sitting next to him asked him why he seemed so nervous. The groom told the man that it was his wedding night. He then admitted that he was a virgin, and he wasn't really sure exactly what he was supposed to do. The man asked him, "What room are you staying in?" The groom replied, "710." "Well, I'm staying right next door in 712! I'll tell you what, if you have any problems tonight, you just holler real loud -- I should be able to hear through the wall -- and I'll tell you what to do!" The groom, feeling a bit more courageous, then returned to his room to find his wife already in the bed, giggling nervously. He hurried into the bathroom to get a quick shower. Suddenly, she had the urge to take a major shit. She looked around and realized that she couldn't go into the bathroom while he was in there taking a shower! What could she do? She couldn't hold it any longer, so she took the shoe box that held her wedding shoes, threw the shoes across the room, and promptly relieved herself in the box. As soon as she was done, she heard him getting ready to come out of the bathroom, so she quickly slid the box under the bed and turned out the light. He came out of the bathroom a few seconds later and stumbled in the dark towards the bed. He misjudged the distance and his foot went under the bed, right into the shoe box. He screamed, "THERE'S SHIT IN THIS BOX!!!" From the room next door came a strong, reassuring voice, "TURN HER OVER!"
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