A newly ordained priest is walking down the street on his way to his assignment at a parish in the bad part of town. On his way he sees a prostitute who says "Hey father, how about a blow job. $25."
The young priest shyly hurries along past the woman.
Further down the street another prostitute propositions him.
"Blow job, father? $25"
Again he hurries past the lady of the evening. He eventually arrives at the parish door and is met by the Mother Superior. The old nun shows him around the church and rectory explaining where he will be living, when meals are served, and the Sunday mass schedule. As she is about to leave the young priest to settle into his quarters, she asks if he has any questions.
Thinking about his experience on the way to the church, he asks,
"Mother Superior, what's a blow job?"
The old nun answers, "$25, same as they charge on the street."
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