"I can grant you three wishes," says the genie, "so choose wisely."
The Newfie says "Give me a beer that’ll never run out."
A bottle appears in the Newfie’s hand and he downs it, but when we pulls it away from his mouth it’s still full. The happy Newfie continues walking home.
The genie says "Hey, you still have two wishes left!"
"Oh," says the Newfie, "gimme two more of these then!"
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