You've heard about the new hair salon which opened up right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place, haven't you?
They put up a big old sign, "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old shop put out their own sign:
"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS"
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