A new study states we should really be taking in 10x the Vitamin D that is currently being recommended by doctors. Obviously sponsored by Big D.

I saw the news on the science subreddit and this is the first thing I thought of. But really, recommending ten times the D? It's begging for it.
http://www.newswise.com/articles/scientists-confirm-institute-of-medicine-recommendation-for-vitamin-d-intake-was-miscalculated-and-is-far-too-low

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