After the service, he stands by the door as everyone walks out. A man walks up and says, " I just want to welcome you to town and tell you that I thought that was one damn fine sermon!" " Thank you" says the pastor, " I just wish you wouldn't use such foul language In the house of our lord" The man says, " Well, I put $5000 in the collection plate during service because I thought you were doing such a damn fine job." The pastor says, " NO SHIT!"
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