I headed over but I wasn't sure if I was really in the mood for Indian. I went in, took a look at the menu and decided against it so I headed back out the door.
On the way out, I had another change of heart and went back in, but quickly decided against it once again.
After a few more minutes of me moving in and out of the restaurant, the hostess asked me in exasperation, "Are you leaving or not?!" Having made up my mind, I replied, "Namaste".
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