Once a naked man was walking down a crowded street, hiding his face behind an umbrella.
On being asked, he said his clothes were stolen at the beach and he was returning home.
He was then asked as to why was he not covering his private parts with umbrella.
His reply: Everybody knows what is down there. I am just ensuring that they do not know to whom it belongs.
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