....when the Muslim stubs his toe on a lamp. The Mexican picks it up, and Trump rubs it. Out of the lamp comes a Genie saying "the three of you have set me free, so shall the three of you be granted a wish." The Muslim says, "I wish for all my Muslim people to be happy, healthy, and at home in the Middle East." *Poof* all the Muslim people are back in the Middle East. The Mexican says, "I wish for all my Mexican people to be happy, healthy, and at home in Mexico." *Poof* all the Mexican people are back in Mexico. Trump then looks at the Genie and asks, "All the Muslims and Mexicans are out of America?" The Genie responds, "Yes, they are all happy, healthy, and at home." Trump narrows his eyes and growls, "Build the walls."
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