A motivational speaker has a crowd all riled up. "If you want sweets,", he says, "buy a sweets shop. If you want to lose weight, just lose weight! Whatever you want, just take it!"
After wrapping up and getting ready to leave, he pauses at the parking lot. "Who took my *fucking* motorcycle?"
(translated from hindi, not sure if still funny :P )
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