She goes to her pastor and he tells her "Spare the rod, spoil the child. If your boys curse, smack them."
The next morning she calls her sons down for breakfast. She asks the first son "what do you want to eat?" He says, " I want some fucking waffles!" So the Mom back hands him right across the room. She looks at the other boy and asks, "and want do you want?" He replies "damn bitch, I don't want no fucking waffles!"
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