A mother complained to several doctors of her five-year-old’s failure to speak. Examinations yielded the fact that he was a remarkably healthy child, and she was told not to worry. But worry she did.
One day, in a hurry, she burned his oatmeal but served it anyway. He tasted it, spat it out, and said 'Shit! You must have burned it.’
Delighted, she said ’You’re talking! Why haven’t you said anything before this?’
He looked at her with some disdain and said ’Well, everything has been all right up to now!’
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