The other monk said, "Okay, you have two words each year. Use them wisely."
The first year, the monk said, "more blankets" because he was cold at night.
The next year, he asked for "warm food" because they only ate cold food.
The third year, he said, "I quit"
The other monk replied with "good, because all you do is complain!"
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