There was a rabbi who was also a mohel (the rabbi who performs circumcisions) that lived to a ripe old age and passed away. When his widow was cleaning out some of his church related things, she came across a jar filled with formaldehyde and foreskins. She brought this jar along with other religious items to the local temple to turn over to the rabbi there.
A few weeks went by and the rabbi from the temple called her to come see him. When she arrived, the rabbi presented her with a leather wallet to thank her for her husband's service to the temple.
She thanked him for the gift, and the rabbi then explained, "We had this wallet made from the foreskins in that jar that you brought to us."
Taken aback by this, the old lady nearly dropped the wallet, when the rabbi explained further, "If you rub it for a minute, it becomes a suitcase"
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