A mirror, a shoe, and a tire walk into a bar and order some drinks. The bartender asks the shoe, what's causing you to drink on this lovely night? The shoe responds with his tongue hanging out, "well I use to be tied down, but I recently lost my better half, and now I feel like my soul is worn down." The bartender offers him a cigarette and tells him that it should calm him down, that it's laced... Just the way he likes it. then turns to the tire and asks what causes him to drink on this evening. The tire heaves his answer, short of air " I've been Rollin with the same job for a long time now, wheely has me worn down, I think it's time I retire." The bartender sees the tread under his eyes and gives him a free shot on the house. Then the bartender turns to the Mirror and says "and what about you, why are you consuming tonight?" The Mirror swivels towards the bartender with a reflecting grin and says "I f***ing love whiskey!" And the bartender laughs and says "son, I'd like to say I do see a little bit of myself in you"
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