She browses the deserted isles picking out items and placing them in her carry basket. Soon her list is complete and she heads down to the registers. One sole register is open and it's occupied by a man, who she notices to be roughly her own age. They quietly greet one another and he proceeds to scan in her items... 1 can of soup... 1 carton of milk... 1 loaf of bread. And as he finishes, he looks up and says, "Pardon me for asking, but, are you single?"
The woman smiles and blushes, and replies,
"Yes, how did you know?"
"Because you're so fucking ugly."
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