A middle-aged couple is having trouble in bed.

A middle-aged couple is having trouble in bed - namely, the husband is having trouble making his wife orgasm. They visit a sex therapist who recommends they hire a young man to give the wife a foot massage during sex, hopefully to relax her and help her orgasm. They try it, and the husband fucks his wife like a burly, uncoordinated animal while the young man gives her a foot massage. No dice.

After a few more tries, the wife says, 'Why not have the young man make love to me while *you* give me a foot massage?' and the husband agrees.

The young man ravishes the lady, and it's a sexual experience entirely unlike anything she's ever known. They moan loudly at each other, shouting each other's names, deeply needing each other. They both come to the most massive, incredible orgasm ever. Once finished, the husband rises from his place giving his wife a foot massage and says triumphantly - "See? *That's* how you give a foot massage."

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