The old lady told him, "hey there young man, I am a princess from far, far, away land but I've been cursed and the only cure is if someone is going to have sex with me for an hour, no breaks. I will make you my prince once I got back my identity and we will live happily ever after ". The guy was hesitant but he haven't had sex in a while and he always wanted to be a prince. He immediately took off his clothes and did just what the old lady told him. After an hour, they were putting back their clothes on and the old lady was still the old lady he was talking to before. The guy asked the old lady, "So, when are you going to turn into a beautiful princess?". The lady asked the guy, "how old are you?" The confused guy replied "I'm 32?".
"And you still believe in fairy tales?", replied the old lady.
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