It turns 8 o'clock and the guests start to arrive one by one. First comes John who is wearing all red.
'Hey John' said Michael, 'what emotion are you?'
'Angry' john growled and Michael let him in.
Next comes Mary and she is wearing all blue.
'Hi Mary' said Michael, 'what emotion are you?'
'I'm sad' said Mary in a melancholic tone and with that she was let in.
Then, Peter turns up to the door arse naked with his penis in a bowl of custard.
'What the hell are you doing Pete?' Michael screamed, to which Peter responded 'come on Mike, Im fuckin disgusted'
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