A Mexican, Russian and American are on a sinking boat in the middle of the ocean

The Russian reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bottle of vodka. He downs it and throws it into the ocean.

The American and Mexican turns to him and asks "Why did you do that?' to which he replies " We have so much in our country we don't know what to do with it.

The Mexican pulls out a bottle of tequila and does the same thing. He claimed "We have so much in our country we don't know what to do with it.

The American then throws the Mexican into the ocean...

(Heard it from my dad)

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