The russian has a bottle of vodka, The mexican has a bottle of tequila, And the texan has a bottle of whiskey. The russian gets up, chugs the whole bottle, throws it up and shoots it and says "in my country we have lots of vodka". After that the mexican gets up, chugs his bottle of tequila, throws it in the air and shoots. Then he says "in my country we have lots of tequila". So then the texan gets up, chugs his bottle of whiskey, throws it up in the air and shoots the mexican. Then he says "Back in texas we have alot of mexicans"
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