A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos... *poof*...

Knock KnockWho's...

Knock KnockWho's there?Arnie!Arnie who!Arnie having fun?

Why does the word...

They're not actually silent; they're just waiting for their turn to speak....

Pencil Me In

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Two fish

Two fish are swimming when they run into a wall. One of the fish turns to the...

I don't know what...

Can't we help them?!

20 Lesbians in a...

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Soulja boy was...

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I love hockey.

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Q: How many mutants

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The lifeguard...

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...

A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos... poof...