They're walking down the road when they stumble across a genie lamp. They agree to split the wishes equally. They rub the lamp, and the genie comes out.
"I am prepared to give 3 wishes, and 3 wishes only..." The genie says. "So who's going first?" The black man shouts, "ME! I AM! ME!" The genie says; "Okay, what would you like?" The black man says; "I want me and all my people back in Africa, the cradle of civilisation, where we can live in peace and harmony!" The genie responds "Your wish is granted." And the black man disappears.
The genie looks to the Mexican, who says; "Oh señor genie, I want all of my fellow Mexicans back in Mexico." The genie says "Your wish is granted." And the Mexican disappears.
The genie looks to the redneck. The redneck asks, "So, all the blacks are in Africa, and all the Mexicans are in Mexico?" The genie responds "Yes, all of the blacks are in Africa and all the Mexicans are in Mexico." The redneck immediately responds "Oh, I'll take a Miller Light, then."
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