A mathematician one day decides he wants to have a party. He isn't very popular though and neither are his friends. He wants girls at his party but he doesnt know any so he thinks up an ingenious fail-proof plan to get girls to come & make his party one for the ages.
He askes his first friend to bring -1 girl, his friend happily obliges. He then askes the second friend to bring -4 girls, he too is happy to accomodate.
The mathematician's friends arrive at the party, both with there -1 and -4 girls respectively. He sits the two down, smiles, and askes his second friend to take away his -4 girls from his other friends -1 girls.
Kablaaaam! ....Instantaneously, they have 3 girls!
The mathematician's party is a huge success & is replicated in Math schools nationwide!
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