W = women M = Money T = Time
W = T x M We know that women are time and money
Time is equal to money, so T = M
We can then say W = M^2
Money is the root of evil.
We can then substitute again and say that
W = sqrt(M^2).
Now simplified, W = E. Women are evil. Math proves it!
Edit: Wow, for being in r/jokes you guys sure are buzz kills. Lighten up.
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