A masochist gets into a new city at midnight and is miles away from their hotel. So they ask a stranger,
"Excuse me, do you know who might rent out cars around here at this hour?"
"Hertz do it," replies the stranger
Then, feeling masochisty, the newcomer asks, "Thank you. Do you if they would also mind punching people in the face at this hour?"
Stranger hits him square and the nose and says, "Hertz don't it"
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