A masked burglar goes in to a bank

He goes to the teller, points a gun to her face and says "This is a robbery! If anybody moves or tries any funny business, they get shot!"
The teller then reaches over the counter and grabs the mask, revealing the face of the burglar.
The burglar says "you've seen my face!" and shoots her dead. He then says "has anyone else seen my face?!?"
A man with his head down yells out "I haven't seen your face, but I think my wife, beside me here, may have gotten a glimpse".

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