A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We're here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that? The owner replies, I don't have an opinion. I'm a chartered accountant.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.