In the very hotel room that they honeymooned. The wife looks at her husband, drops her robe and asks him lovingly...
"Honey, do you remember our wedding night? When i stood before you as naked as i am now...what was going through your mind when you saw me these 25 years ago?"
He looked at her and said.."dear, you probably want to hear about how much i loved you and how lucky i was to have married you but thats not it. I was thinking about how i wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry" she smiled and said "awe honey...thats so sweet. Now that im standing in front of you once again 25 years later...what are you thinking now?"
He looked at her and said...
"Looks like i did a pretty good job"
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