When she's wearing a dress and one day she goes to the mall to get a new pair of shoes. The salesman helps her try on a few pairs and notices jer lackbof underwear. He says "Miss I could eat that pussy full of ice cream."
She gets offended and storms home to complain to her husband and demands he go beat the shit out of the salesman. He says "No for 3 reasons. One you've got too damn many shoes already. Two you should have worn panties. And three...any man who can eat thay much ice cream is a man I will not fuck with."
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