The police show up the next day and inform the man, "Sir, we have bad news, good news, and even better news."
The husband says "Okay, well give me the bad news first."
"Well sir, we are sorry to say that your wife has drowned. She is dead, I'm terribly sorry."
"Oh no... wait, what's the good news?"
"Well sir, we pulled her body out of the water and there were three lobsters attached to the body!"
"THATS THE GOOD NEWS!? WHAT THE HELL IS THE BETTER NEWS!?"
Cop says,
"We are going to pull her up again tomorrow!!"
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