A man's Iphone 5 fell down the toilet... He was devasted and started crying. . Seeing his dismal state the toilet goddess came out with a golden Iphone.
The guy remembered the woodcutter story and trying to be modest said "I don't want this gold Iphone mine was a simple one"
Hearing this the toilet goddess smiled and said "You idiot, this is still your old phone, you need to wash it"
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