A mans daughter wanted to go to prom, so she went and asked her father if he could buy her a dress. To which the father replied
"I will...ask long as you suck my dick"
Disgusted, the daughter walks off.
A few hours later the daughter is thinking how bad she wants to go to prom and how much she wants that dress, so she decides to go through with it.
So she finds her father and says
"Alright dad. I'll suck your dick."
As she's sucking his dick she says to her father
"Dad, your dick tastes like shit!"
Father "well your brother wanted to go to prom too"
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